A bit about me: I'm a Philly-based Marketing Director + Graphic Designer, who resides in the lovely North Philly area. I have two French Bulldogs, Olive and Sebastien, and I like arty shit. If I were to describe myself using other people as a base, I would be a combination of Larry David and Louis C.K. - but better looking. Unless you're into bald guys, then you're shit out of luck.

Here's a general list of things I don't hate - 

  • Music (100% Spotify addict)
  • Tattoos
  • La Colombe Black & Tans
  • Breakfast foods - all day everyday
  • Rick and Morty
  • Bill Murray
  • Horror movies
  • A good cocktail (it's not a drink if it doesn't put hair on your chest)
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Sushi (and my new obsession, Poke Bowl)
  • Blanket forts
  • Long weekend trips
  • IPAs
  • Onions onions onions onions
  • Street art
  • Getting back in that damn Buick
  • VIP carpet kitchens
  • Hot dogs served in a direct-to-the-face manner
  • Jarfing


Did you make it through that list? Bet you have no idea what jarfing is. And you never will.